Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven.
One turned around and asked the other how he died.
“I froze to death. How about you?”
“I had a heart attack.”
“How did that happen?”
“Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack.”
“That’s ironic.”
“Why?”
“If you would’ve looked in the fridge, we’d both be alive.”
