Paddy stumbles across a mass baptism at a river.
He walks into the river and stands next to the preacher.
“Are you ready to find Jesus, my son?”
Paddy says, “I am, sir.”
The preacher puts him under the water, then says, “Have you found Jesus?”
“No, sir.”
He then puts him under for longer…
“Have you found Jesus?”
“No, sir.”
He puts him under for 2 minutes…
“Have you found Jesus?”
Paddy says, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
