Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the Electrician, the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.’
His second friend says: ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.’
Paddy says: ‘I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.’
Both his friends looked at him with utter disbelief.
‘No, I’m serious, the other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.’