Paddy says to Mick,
“I’m ready for a holiday, only this year I’m going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.”
Mick asks,
“So what are you going to do this year?”
Paddy replies,
“I’ll take her wit’ me!”