Two men are playing golf.
One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course.
He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.
His opponent comments:
“That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man.”
The man, recovering himself, replies, “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
