The Diamond Ring Dilemma

The Diamond Ring Dilemma

Woman in a Jewellers admiring a big diamond ring.

As she leans down for a closer look, a little fart slips out.

Hoping no one noticed, she asks,

“How much is that one?”

The Jeweller says,

“Madam, if you farted looking at it, you’ll shit yourself when I tell you the price!”

 

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