An 80-year-old lady was marrying for the 4th time.
A newspaper asked if she wouldn’t mind talking about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living.
She smiled and said, ‘My first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and now in my 80’s, a funeral director.’
When asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers,
She explained, ‘I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go.