A wife comes downstairs holding her husband’s ringing phone, looking suspicious.
“Who’s Rachel? She’s calling you!”
Calmly, the husband says, “That’s Jack. I just saved his name as Rachel.”
Still doubtful, she dials back, and sure enough, Jack answers.
Confused, she asks, “Why would you do that?”
With a smirk, he replies, “If it was Jack’s name, you wouldn’t have brought the phone to me!”