An 80 year old lady was arrested for shop lifting.
Judge: “What did you steal?”
She replied, “A can peaches.”
The judge then asked her, how many peaches were in the can?
She said, “6.”
Judge: “I’ll give you 6 days in jail.”
Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said,
“She also stole a can of peas!”