A nun and a priest were stranded in the desert after their camel died.
The priest said, “Sister, we’re not likely to make it.
Before we die, can I see your chest?”
The nun agreed, and after admiring it, she asked, “Father, can I see your manhood?”
The priest obliged, and after some fondling, he said, “Sister, if I put this in the right place, it can give life.”
The nun replied, “Then stick it in the camel so we can get out of here!”
