Teacher:
“Can anyone give me a sentence with the word ‘pistol’ in it?”
Sophie:
“My daddy is a soldier, he has a suit of blue, he has a sword, a bayonet and he has a pistol too.”
Teacher:
“Very good Sophie.”
Johnny:
“Miss, my father isn’t a soldier, he doesn’t have a suit of blue, he draws his dole at half past nine, then he’s on the piss’till two!!
