Murphy was shocked to come home from work and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase.
“What are you doing?” he cried.
“I can’t stand it anymore!” she screamed.
“Thirty years we’ve been married, and all we do is bicker and quarrel and ignore each other, I’m leaving!”
Murphy watched his wife close the suitcase, drag it down the stairs, and walk out of the front door… Good God he thought she’s actually going!
Running into the bedroom and grabbing a second suitcase, he yelled back at his wife,
“Mary, you’re right, you’re absolutely right, and I can’t bear it either, wait a minute, and I’ll go with you!”
