A guy asked a girl in a library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice: “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT?!!! THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!!”
…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”