Mick, Sean and Paddy are sitting in a bar complaining about their wives.
Mick says, “My wife is so thick, she sets the alarm on the cooker yet still manages to burn my tea.”
Sean says, “My wife is so thick, she listens to an iPod and she doesn’t have any earphones.”
Paddy says, “That’s nothing, my wife is so thick, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn’t even have a feckin’ d*ck.”
