A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?”
He answers,
“You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause ‘It’s sooo-ooo-o-o-o much cheaper.’
So, I figure if I have to roll my own… so does she.
