A woman goes to see the Priest.

A woman goes to see the Priest.

“Father, something terrible is happening, and I have to talk to you about it.”

The Priest asked, “What’s wrong?”

The woman replied, “My husband is going to poison me.”

The Priest, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”

The woman then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain he’s going to poison me. What should I do?”

The Priest then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to him; I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later, the Priest calls the woman and says, “I spoke to your husband on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”

The woman said, “Yes,” and the Priest replied, “Take the poison.”