She Sent a Romantic Text… His Reply Will Leave You Speechless!

She Sent a Romantic Text… His Reply Will Leave You Speechless!

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:

“I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

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