A man broke into the house

A man broke into the house

A man is in a bar talking to his friend. “Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.”

“Did he get anything?” asks his friend.

“Yes,” says the man.

“A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”

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