A young blonde pilot is in her first flying lesson in a two-seater plane.
Her instructor all of a sudden get a heart attack and dies.
“May day! May day! Help me! Help me! My
instructor pilot is dead and I don’t know how to fly!”
She hears a voice over the radio saying, “This
is Air Traffic control. We can hear you loud
and clear. I will talk you through this and get
you back on the ground safely. I’ve had a lot
of experiences with this kind of problem.
Now just take a deep breath. Everything will
be fine! Give me your height and position.”
The blonde replies, “I’m 5’7 and in the front seat.”
(After a long pause)
“O.K.” says the the voice in the radio…..”Now repeat after me…..Our Father Who art in heaven….”
