The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk,
“What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”
The clerk says,
“Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”
The owner says,
“You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”
The clerk says,
“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”
