A deer for dinner

“A MAN KILL’S A DEER AND BRINGS IT HOME FOR DINNER,

HE AND HIS WIFE DECIDE THEY WON’T TELL THE KIDS WHAT THEY ARE EATING!

BUT DAD GIVES THEM A CLUE.

IT’S WHAT MUMMY CALLS ME?

THE LITTLE GIRL SCREAMS TO HER BROTHER ‘DON’T EAT IT, IT’S AN A*SHOLE!’”