A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Siide,the Screaming Loop,the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, he ead reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husbant rdered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then,it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventures!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being six again?”
Wearily, she raised her head, and said:
“You idiot, I meant my dress size:”
The moral of this story is:
When a wpean speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
