An elderly man is sitting alone at a bar. It starts to get late and the bartender says, “Sorry pal, last call.” Upon hearing this, the man pays his bill and turns to look at the door. As he begins to stand up, he suddenly falls and lands face first. “I must have had more … Read more
When you think back to school, what was the worst class you ever took? There were very few classes that were available, but math seemed to be the one that bothered most students. This includes little Johnny, who was very upset about the way his math teacher was passing on some information. He even took … Read more
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. … Read more
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer … Read more
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me … Read more
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered, “indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I … Read more