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He Compared His Wife to the Lottery
Lying in bed facing the wife, I looked into her eyes and said, "Looking at…
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When Tools Don’t Lie
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says:"I think…
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Sales Pitch Gone Wrong
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I spoke he tipped a bucket…
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He Asked for a Divorce—But the Reason Will Leave You Crying with Laughter
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge, "I just can't take it anymore.…
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Boss and the worker
BOSS: Do you believe in life after death? EMPLOYEE: Certainly not! There’s no proof of…
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Paddy’s Unforgettable Legacy
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone…
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He Refused Every Meal… Until His Wife Dropped This Hilarious Bombshell!
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs,…
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Three Friends, One Locked Car… and an Unbelievable Twist!
There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the…
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This Innocent Question Had the Pet Shop Owner Shook—You Won’t Believe Her Answer!
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have…
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She Said WHAT at Lunch?!
Two blondes are having lunch when one whispers, "I'm getting a boob job." The other…